Chamelion Circuit / Charlie McDonnell The Big Bang Two Lyrics

The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and Rory’s a Roman with a gun inside his hand - seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS, the TARDIS is on fire, she's feeling the heat, on repeat she'll require,
Someone she can trust someone with a bow tie, but he's been locked up and left to die.
Oh my God what will they do seems impossible to get through, my mind is blown I bet yours is too, well I guess this is Doctor Who.
Rory’s quite distressed and he starts to sob when the Doctor appears with a mop, get me out of the Pandorica,
But you’re not in the Pandorica.
Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated but I won’t explain it now because... then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz, that man I can't explain why he does the things he does.
Oh my God I don't I don’t have a clue these paradoxes are hard to construe my mind is blown I bet yours is too, well I guess this is Doctor Who.
It’s the Big Bang Two and I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has gone askew the universe has too I’ll try to explain to you the Big Bang Two, the Big Bang Two.
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator, which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later when they meet Amy after her sleep in the box.
They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS. Doctor saves River from the imitating star. this woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious.
Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez a Dalek pops up out of nowhere shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair he jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs, he's dead, and everyone despairs.
Little do they know the Doctor lies he's gone stopping the universes demise.
Amy says her last goodbyes, Doctor flies up into the skies.
The universe is back it's true but the Doctors said his final adieu, maybe he'll come back if she remembers you.
It’s the Big Bang Two and I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes.
Time has been renewed the universe has too, but Amy still can't help but cry.
Someone’s missing, the question’s who.
Then she remembers - something old something new something borrowed, something blue.
And that's the Big Bang Two.
I hope it didn't confuse you.
-thanks to 'Lyrics' - who posted these on Charlie's website http://charliemcdonnell.com/the-big-bang-2 before I barged in intrusively and tidied up, and corrected Grammatical mistakes. A huge thanks to whoever 'Lyrics' may be and Microsoft Word!

Confused? Moi?

Continuing our series of explanations of the finale of Series Five of Doctor Who, we shall hand it over to a proffesional. Not just any guy on Flickr this time - it's the most subscribed YouTuber in the UK, Charlie McDonnel, aka Charlieissocoollike!

Yesterday, dear reader, was the 2nd anniversary of his mate Alex recording the first ever Trock song, Blink. They have, after releasing their first album, been absent from the Whoniverse for a year...and now they're back!

Here's Alex Day (aka Nerimon)'s quick explanation of The End of Time, IMHO one of the worst episodes ever made but not song! Contradict me if you like.

How Did Doctor Who The Big Bang Happen? Best Explained On Flickr, By Bladewood

It's Doctor Who 5.13 The Big Bang Tonight

Ooh, you lucky peoples with BBC One and Internet Access. I don't think I'll have either of these right now (I'm pre-psoting this, wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey) but anyway:

The Doctor is gone, the TARDIS has been destroyed. The only hope for humanity is a small girl who still beleives in stars...

DWM has confirmed that the young Amelia reappears, and it looks like she finds herself in a museum...what's going on? And what does this have in common with the Cracks throughout time and space..?

Doctor Who 5.12: The Pandorica Opens

Hooray, it's that time again!

The Doctor finds Stonehenge, underneath which is the Pandorica. Stonehenge, it turns out, is a huge computer, made to open the Pandorica on the date 26/06/2010...

There is something lethal (possibly a Gallifreyan fairytale, Blind Fury) inside the Pandorica, but there's not time to worry about that now - not when hundreds of Cyber-Ships, Dalek Ships, Nestene Ships etc. are closing in around the earth. Is this the day the Doctor falls?

And then, the cracks begin to show...

Doctor Who Spoiler-y Concept Art

http://www.petermckinstry.com/page8.htm

Here is some rather spoilery concept art, some which haven't been seen yet this series...there's a 'BLIND FURY' sign, 'SLEEP NO MORE, SONS OF GALLIFREY' - maybe this is the fairytale beast inside the (fairytale) Pandorica? Some people reckno that one of the last ones is the interior of the Pandorica, and that somewhere there's a Yeti, last seen in The Abomidable Snowmen! Anyone?